We have a winner!.. and a new tune.

Okay, in the past I have talked about some of the strange search terms that have directed search engine users to my Website, right? For example, if you typed 'Justin Thorne' into Google, the first site that comes up is my official site... I have my fair share of the first hundred or so results for 'Justin Thorne'... it makes sense.

Sometimes, the strange, bizarre and just plain weird, can direct users to my site, often with very little or nothing whatsoever to do with me! Personally, I didn't think it would be possible to top 'Wank my son' as a strange search term... what the hell was he or she looking for!?!

But, ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a new winner. Last night, somebody found their way here, by searching in Google for 'Rambo fucks Conan'.

Now... if you have been living on the moon for the last twenty years, you are in your teens or are just not up to speed with popular culture, let me break it down:

The person was looking for this guy -




humping this guy -



Other than Jason Mulgrew humping... well, anyone! That is possibly the worst mental image I have had this week (I have a lot).

And I've written a new tune called 'Your name', which I really like.

Cheers

JT